Alright, time to ask the burning question: What’s the point of splurging on a quality men’s watch other than impressing people at parties? I mean, unless my wrist is a billboard for my bank account, why should I adopt the “I’ll never be late, because my watch is too damn expensive” lifestyle? Between the meticulously engineered movements and the artisan craftsmanship, do these timepieces actually make me feel like I can conquer the world—or am I just buying a wrist ornament that costs more than my car? Let’s hear your thoughts: Is it really worth trading functionality for bragging rights, or am I just another fool chasing the ultimate wrist candy?