So, I’m genuinely flabbergasted by the 511 CM 1171 RX—seriously, who thought that string of numbers and letters was a good idea for a watch model? I mean, if I wanted a riddle, I’d just ask my grandmother about quantum physics. Is this the latest attempt at luxury watch naming or did the designer just randomly slam his keyboard? Anyone out there actually decipher what on earth it means, or should I start preparing my decoder ring for the next release? Let’s discuss, because clearly my brain isn’t the only one trying to figure out whether this is a sophisticated timepiece or an elaborate joke.