So, is the much-hyped “Rolex 17000” the next must-have time-telling masterpiece or just another glorified paperweight for the wallet? I mean, for 17 grand, I’d expect it to not only tell time but also brew my morning coffee and critique my life choices. Anyone here dared to splurge on one already, or are we all just waiting for the CEO of Rolex to drop a “you paid too much” mug as a consolation prize? Let’s get real about what this watch is actually doing on your wrist beyond making you look like a walking bank statement.