So, apparently the Rolex Oyster Perpetual Deepsea is supposed to be the James Bond of dive watches—capable of surviving the Mariana Trench and, hopefully, my inevitable plunge into financial ruin. Has anyone here actually taken it for a spin underwater, or is it just another status symbol that screams, “I’ve got money to burn, literally”? I’m trying to figure out if it’s more about diving or if the real plunge is in my bank account. Enlighten me with your tales of deep-sea adventure (or deep-pocket spending) and any tips on avoiding drowning in both water and debt.