So, aside from the obvious “look at me, I’m worth more than my time” vibe, what’s the real deal with Balmain men’s watches? Are these timepieces engineered with enough horological wizardry to justify the price tag, or are they just another expensive wrist accessory designed to distract us from checking our smartphones? I’ve seen them paraded around like they hold secrets to eternal youth—and yet here I am, wondering if the only complication they offer is convincing my friends that I have good taste. Anyone care to share their experience, or should I just brace myself and add another “fashion statement” to my collection?