Is Hublot Classic Fusion All Black the Watch Equivalent of Putting Sunglasses on Sunglasses?
Alright fellow watch enthusiasts, let’s talk about our favorite oxymoron in the world of luxury timepieces: the Hublot Classic Fusion All Black. I’m curious, does anyone else think this is the horological equivalent of putting sunglasses on sunglasses?
I mean, there must be a deeper meaning here, right? It’s like Hublot is daring us to embrace the irony of a watch with hands you can hardly see unless you’ve got superhuman vision or you’re in direct sunlight. Is there a secret club you automatically join upon purchase, where everyone just pretends they can read the time but it’s really all about those sweet wrist shots for Instagram?
Let’s dish out your funniest and most absurd theories on why having a watch that’s challenging to read is appealing. Is it the ultimate expression of “I wear a watch not to tell the time, but to be fashionably out-of-time”? Or is Hublot just trolling the entire watch community? Looking forward to some hilariously over-the-top replies!